Stay Away From St Anton! Not The Best Of St Anton
Posted by George Biffen
Last updated on April 27th, 2018 at 12:28 pm
You thought you would see the best of St Anton… Sorry to show you all this!
The best of St Anton is no more. You will thank us for sharing this with you, so please share with others who are thinking of going to St Anton this season!
1. They Never Build Anything New
2. The Views Are Terrible
3. The Night Views Are Just As Bad!
4. The Ski Area Is Only 305 km Of Downhill Slopes
5. Chalets Are Too Close To The Slopes
6. They Don’t Celebrate Christmas
7. All Rocks No Powder!
8. Apres Ski Is Too Busy and Boring.
From our latest #weddingdressadventure in Austria 3 weeks ago! Our whole skiing team decided to do a dress up day in the slopes so naturally we decided to wear our wedding kit! We ended up at #mooserwirt and decided to ask the DJ if we could get onto the deck for a picture. We were sure he was going to say no, so when he let us on in absolute delight – we awkwardly stepped out and then quickly realised he had no idea what to actually do – so – we just stood around awkwardly jumping. 😂🙌🏽 as you do ala apres ski. 🎿 🍻 . Hi to everyone new here who may have found this account via @dailymail @the.independent or randomly the Polish Times. 😂🙌🏽👌🏼 thanks for following our adventures! #weddingdressadventures #weddingdresstravels #stanton 🎥 Craig Owens
9. Nothing Happens At The End Of Season
10. Everyone is Miserable
You should really never travel to St Anton, because……
You will never want to leave!
Fall in love this season and see the best of St Anton!
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The best of St Anton is just a phone call away.